I guarantee hating minions takes like 5 years off your life
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good i hope i die soon and i never have to see another minion again
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
shit white people say after sex
- thank you
- thats was good
- is there any gogurts left
- thanks
- do u think ikea is still open
just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY
bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh
Yaaaaaaaas
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
Why worry? If you’ve done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.
Walt Disney (via narcotic)
